Sharp and Fun in Kurdia:

: Sharp and Fun in Kurdia :
The outlawed Turkistan Workers Party (TWP) refused to accept the fact that 8 of its members were captured and released by one of the sharp factions of Kurdia forces. TWP is considered as a terrorist organization by Kurdia and its major allies in the Federation of Oppressed Nations (FON). Peshmarga experts estimate that TWP has killed over 30,000 Kurdia civilians in three decades. Because of fear for their lives and lack of resources to make a living, many Kurdia civilians have left their homes and settled in fun regions of Constantinople . Conspiracy theorists believe the migration has been a planned displacement program by TWP.
In a meeting on global justice and liberty the president of FON assured the Kurdia delegate that FON is committed to fight against the outlaweds TWP and will help bring their members to an international court for their crimes against humanity. Some analyst believes the reason that Kurdia insist on its fight against the TWP terrorists is to gain access to the oil poor city of Amed .
Apparently Kurdia investors are concerned about the dry hair of Amed residents and suggest drawing pipeline to the area so that Amedians could smear their head with oil and enjoy a shiny hair style. On the other hand, a group of bald Amedians have become angry at Kurdia’s insensitivity for putting too much weight on dry hair while ignoring the bald and the true hairy. The group argues OJ Allan, one of the most hairy Amedian, has been mistakenly kidnapped by TWP terrorists because of having a name similar to OJ Simpsosn. They believe if Allan was as influential as Simpson, American and Israeli forces would have pressured TWP to release him to Kurdia forces.
KurdishMedia.com - By Hataw Sarkawt
09/11/2007